This is a morning that I, nor anyone else who witnessed it, will never forget! It was a weekend morning and I believe that dad was cleaning the pool, so I went down before I had to go into town. I had a little extra time so I sat down to BS for a minute, and that's when I looked up at the upper yard. FC was pruning the roses (what's with that woman and thorns anyway?) wearing one of her infamous skorts, a sleeveless polo shirt (classy), No makeup (a crime against all man kind), Curves flip flop (lime green, and purple), and every gold necklace she owns around her neck. BUT HER HAIR! Her hair was in complete disarray... pulled up with a lime green Scrunchy into a SIDE PONY... and because she was working "so hard" her bangs were matted with sweat flat on her forehead. So somehow (the details are a little fuzzy) dad ends up on the upper lawn talking with the renters, and who saunters over lookin like she fell from the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down? FC! Apparently she thinks that that look is workin for her!
*Nicole & Jeff* Didn't you go back out to the Lake later that day or weekend and had to correct the renters when they said something about "Cathi's daughter"?
I do not recall if it was this occasion or another since unfortunately it's happened several times and all the horrid experiences tend to run together...
ReplyDelete"OH! Are YOU Cathi's daughter??" REALLY?? It's so hard to be nice to complete strangers (renters) who say this when all you want to do is say, "NO. Cathi has NO daughters. And PS her 2 sons don't like her." Why the CRAP does she pretend she has a daughter?! We'll touch on this more in other stories... Sadly this is just a preview.